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BestsellerBody Lotions
Pineapple Express
Juicy pineapple with vacation energy. Lightweight, fast-absorbing, all-day chill.
$39
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Body Lotions
Sugar High
Sweet-tooth approved. Hydration that sinks in fast and never feels greasy.
$39
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Body Lotions
Malibu Mary
Coconutty, beachy, unbothered. Like a slushy cocktail on a private beach.
$39
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Body Lotions
High Jump
Lavender & eucalyptus. The post-leg-day, post-everything recovery lotion.
$39
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Body Lotions
Flower Child
Soft floral, free spirit. Calms reactive skin and smells like golden hour.
$39
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Body Lotions
Sativa Steve
Fresh, herbal, easygoing. Steve keeps your skin in chill mode all day.
$39
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BestsellerBody Budders
Sugar High
Whipped, glassy, zero grease. Full-spectrum CBD in a dessert-coded butter.
$36
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Body Budders
Pineapple Express
Rich and creamy with a tropical streak. Deep relief, sweet finish.
$36
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Body Budders
Malibu Mary
Ultra-nourishing and beach-scented. One for every mood — this is the tan one.
$36
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Body Budders
High Jump
Lavender & eucalyptus, 200mg CBD. Built for sore muscles and long days.
$36
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Body Budders
Sativa Steve
Herbal, smooth, seriously soothing. Steve in his thickest, richest form.
$36
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BestsellerBath Bombs
Pineapple Express
Drop it in, soak twenty, full hard reset. It's more than a bath — it's a vibe. Corn-starch-free — most bath bombs use it, and it can trigger infections for women. Ours don't. Women-approved.
$18
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Bath Bombs
Sugar High
Fizzy, sweet, stress-melting. Leaves skin soft and lightly scented. Corn-starch-free — most bath bombs use it, and it can trigger infections for women. Ours don't. Women-approved.
$18
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Bath Bombs
Malibu Mary
Handcrafted with calming botanicals and mood-lifting beachy aroma. Corn-starch-free — most bath bombs use it, and it can trigger infections for women. Ours don't. Women-approved.
$18
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Bath Bombs
High Jump
Lavender & eucalyptus fizz that soothes sore muscles while you soak. Corn-starch-free — most bath bombs use it, and it can trigger infections for women. Ours don't. Women-approved.
$18
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BestsellerOil Drops & Tinctures
Good Night
CBN + CBD drops for the lights-out, stay-out crowd. Sleep, on tap.
$49
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Good Morning
Start bright. A gentle lift for focus and get-up-and-go mornings.
$39
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Good Mood
CBG-powered calm for smoother, sunnier days.
$39
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Good Belly
Targeted support for happier digestion, one drop at a time.
$39
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Birthday Cake
Dessert-coded, high-CBD, lab-tested. No hemp bite, all party.
$79
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Pina Colada
High-CBD drops that taste like a poolside order.
$79
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Summer Peach
Ripe peach, serious milligrams. Summer in a dropper.
$79
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Grapefruit
Bright citrus bite with high-CBD backup.
$79
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Peppermint
Cool, clean peppermint. The classic, done strong.
$79
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Oil Drops & Tinctures
Unflavored
Nothing but the good stuff. For purists and smoothie mixers.
$79
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