What our customers say
Rated by people who notice
Real words from real customers — the spa-goers, the label-readers, and the people who have returned nine body butters this year.
"The lotion leaves your skin nourished and hydrated — try the Pineapple Express — the scent is amazing."
Shannon Mariani
Four Seasons Las Vegas
"Hot Mess Kushmetics looks, smells, and feels like a luxury lotion you would purchase in a spa, but works."
Felicia
Verified customer
"Full-spectrum relief without the head-shop vibe. The body budder is the only thing that's touched my post-workout soreness."
Danielle K.
Repeat customer
Product ratings
Five stars keep showing up
Pineapple Express Body Lotion, Malibu Mary, Flower Child, Sativa Steve, and the budder lineup all hold 5-star ratings on our store — with Sugar High close behind at 4.75.
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