CBD topicals · zero stoner vibes
Just because it's medicinaldoesn't mean it has to beBoring
Small-batch CBD body lotions, whipped body budders, fizzy bath bombs, and tinctures — vegan, lab-tested, and made in the USA. Skincare-snob approved.
200mg
CBD per jar
Lab tested
Every batch
The lineup
Four ways to get your mess together
Hydration meets hustle
CBD Driven Lotion
Lightweight, fast-absorbing lotion driven by CBD to calm, hydrate, and keep your skin in chill mode all day.
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Smooth moves. Sweet relief.
CBD Powered Body Budder
Rich and creamy budder blending full-spectrum CBD with ultra-nourishing ingredients — in scents from sweet to sultry.
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Small drop. Big difference.
CBD Enhanced Tinctures
Better sleep, calmer mood, smoother digestion, serious relief — the Good series plus high-CBD flavors.
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Soak. Soothe. Recharge.
CBD Charged Bath Bombs
Handcrafted fizz with calming botanicals and mood-lifting aromas. It's more than a bath — it's a vibe.
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The ones that keep selling out
BestsellerBody Lotions
Pineapple Express
Juicy pineapple with vacation energy. Lightweight, fast-absorbing, all-day chill.
$39
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Sugar High
Whipped, glassy, zero grease. Full-spectrum CBD in a dessert-coded butter.
$36
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Pineapple Express
Drop it in, soak twenty, full hard reset. It's more than a bath — it's a vibe. Corn-starch-free — most bath bombs use it, and it can trigger infections for women. Ours don't. Women-approved.
$18
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Good Night
CBN + CBD drops for the lights-out, stay-out crowd. Sleep, on tap.
$49
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Clean enough for the label-readers
Every batch is third-party lab tested, every milligram count is printed, and every formula is vegan and cruelty free. Indulgent enough to enjoy, honest enough to survive your ingredient audit.
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Vegan
Lab-Tested CBD
Cruelty Free
Not Tested on Animals
Made in the USA
The story
Named for the process, not the product
Hot Mess Kushmetics started with a long list of complaints about CBD skincare — vague milligrams, missing lab reports, and packaging that looked like a head shop had a wellness phase.
So we built the opposite. Chaotic on the counter, immaculate on the label.
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Shop The Mess →What our customers say
Rated by people who notice
"The lotion leaves your skin nourished and hydrated — try the Pineapple Express — the scent is amazing."
Shannon Mariani
Four Seasons Las Vegas
"Hot Mess Kushmetics looks, smells, and feels like a luxury lotion you would purchase in a spa, but works."
Felicia
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